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Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:39:16 +0100

Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:27:45 +0100

allyson-wonderlnd:

kripke-is-my-king:

professionalcrazyfangirl:

polerin:

cannibalcoalition:

afoxnamedtod:

Are there people who don’t reblog this?

I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.

FUCKING BOOKS.

If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.

I will never trust pink again

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:22:10 +0100

only-watching-for-the-eyesex: Olivia…fucking…Wilde

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:16:32 +0100

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

hippocat: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:14:28 +0100

hippocat:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

im sorry but the first two frames are totally me

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:13:00 +0100

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

lightandwinged: hipsterinatardis: Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:07:36 +0100

lightandwinged:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

(Source)

#Coulsonlives

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:01:29 +0100

#Coulsonlives

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beerbefore: merlinsshaggyleft: A paradox. After turning the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:14:00 +0100

beerbefore:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

it’s a parabox.

Obligatory drunk selfie. I’ve finished university forever,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:54:35 +0100

Obligatory drunk selfie. I’ve finished university forever, if you didn’t know!

halliepotter: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: thisisnotduckeh: mallja...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:11:58 +0100

halliepotter:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

thisisnotduckeh:

malljan:

“This woman spent a year building a 400,000 piece Lego replica of Hogwarts”

http://imgur.com/gallery/398iC

WHOA. MARRY ME?

holy fucking shit you go girl

This is the best thing ever

true-floridian: this is too inappropriate to not reblog

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:56:40 +0100

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

"please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be..."

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:57:10 +0100

“please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay.”

- sacred chant of the homosexual (via blackbruise)

metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:56:16 +0100

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~

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Tue, 14 May 2013 22:35:50 +0100

“Finishing The Hat” - May 13, 2012. Mary Alice: It was a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:34:08 +0100

“Finishing The Hat” - May 13, 2012.

Mary Alice: It was a promise made in all sincerity, but sadly, it was not meant to be… Lynette and Tom Scavo left the lane four weeks later. Gabrielle and Carlos Solis left the neighborhood the following year. Two years later, Bree and her new husband left Fairview. But Susan Delfino was the first to move from Wisteria Lane…